holysage:

why do I still like you OMG GO AWAY

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

(via cumlovingfaggot)

a hug would be enough, because i really wanted to see you.

classicnessa:

me.

(Source: hockey-teeth)

than being called ‘sweetie’

i know its meant in a good way.

but something about it irks me.

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29 May 12 at 8 pm

phoenixpen:

The Bubblegum popsicle is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.

(via tropical-gabe)

windows98:

I am the least romantic person ever, like all i do is make vulgar jokes & just be a weirdo

(via cumlovingfaggot)

Boy: Hey
Girl doesn't say anything
Boy: I really like you
Girl doesn't say anything
Boy: Ok, I love you...
Girl still isn't saying anything!
Boy: and I never wanna let you go
Girl remains silent
Boy kisses girl
Boy eats girl
Girl was spaghetti the whole time
thismaybeourlastchance:

Yours